Possible Song Lyrics

I knew you were waiting but I went back to sleep instead.

Rolled over in fabric and sank into the bed

You were probably standing looking this way and that

And after a while you probably called me a twat

But I was asleep dreaming of cake

I was lying in gateaux, with jam like a lake

I rolled in the cream and went for a swim

Everything wonderful, all at my whim

You stood in the rain and looked at your watch

Occasionally fidgeting, like scratching your crotch

You grew more impatient, sheltered under a tree

Feeling more melancholy and in need of a wee

With anger in your breast you went back home

On your lonely chair, your mouth starting to foam

You rocked back and forth and started to cry

You thought, ‘he does not love me, why, why, why?’

I was content in slumber and didn’t care a jot

For in my dream I was a giant robot

I had lasers and wings and no emotion at all

Made of titanium I could walk right through walls.